Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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