I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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