Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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