she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
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