Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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