Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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