Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.

(516): View more from New York

You wear Armani Exchange.

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(914): View more from New York

I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.

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(248): View more from Michigan

We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.

(440): View more from Ohio

I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.

(248): View more from Michigan

Playoffs. This shit is serious.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.

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(775): View more from Nevada

he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.

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(929): View more from

are you comparing glasses to pregnancy

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