This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
How naked do you want me to be?
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