Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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