So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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