they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Randomize
