Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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