: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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