Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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