You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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