ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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