Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
