you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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