remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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