i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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