So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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