So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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