why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Drake has all the answers
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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