You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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