Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i came on her dog
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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