But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
meet me or not, i'm out of control
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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