Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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