You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Randomize
