Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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