The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
?
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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