I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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