THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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