I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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