My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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