So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Randomize
