Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Randomize
