maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
two words: eviction party
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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