I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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