Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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