What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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