I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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