So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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