there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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