His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Randomize
