i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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