And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I'm sobbing to NWA
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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