I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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