Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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