Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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