their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I'm at about main and main street
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
